Here’s a solution to all the controversy over “full-body scanners” at the airports…
Have a booth that everyone steps into individually that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a “win-win” for everyone, and there would be none of this nonsense about racial profiling and this would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!
I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion…
Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system,
“Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 602…”
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