Here in the Radisson in Rome we have awarded our room the Goofy-est Room Ever Award. Fr. Serpa next door agrees. This room is supposedly "avante gard" but it is really just goofy. The shower is in the middle of the room encased in the conical cloth shower curtain. It looks like a "beam-me-up-Scotty" shower. We call it our "Moon Unit Room." The light are bags on the wall that blow up with air when you turn them on. No chairs or desk or place for luggage. 
The two good things are fast wireless internet and good air conditioning. But when the shower drips all night right next to your head, it wins the Most Irritating Room Award too. Drip, drip, drip . . .
Today we board the Westerdam and we head out to sea.